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Donald Trump Turns 71 Today
The President of the Electoral College of The United States,
Donald J. Trump, turns 71-years-old today. And while most consider aging a gateway to gaining wisdom, we can't imagine this dirty sweet potato POTUS getting anything but dementia (and hopefully impeached).
https://twitter.com/antoniodelotero/status/874990473408122881
We know that conservative media like Bigot-bart and Faux News will fawn over and fellate their chutney-colored Commander-In-Chief, but we thought it much more appropriate (and fun) to dig up some quality slander and take a good long piss in his gluten-free Metamucil.
https://twitter.com/LolaFaglana/status/874763457261969408
Have a good night,
Melania!
Flip the page for more hilarious born day irreverence.
https://twitter.com/TrumpMeme/status/798313703355449344
https://twitter.com/Impeach_D_Trump/status/874911286814953472
https://twitter.com/aye_yobri/status/874831255581470721 (hair)
https://instagram.com/p/BVUvzJijGO_/?tagged=trumpmemes
https://twitter.com/BiglyPrez/status/874784669333676033
https://twitter.com/TrumpMeme/status/824953003337605122
https://twitter.com/uncreditedcameo/status/833903321979174913
https://twitter.com/ThisJayThomas/status/847189993667866624
https://instagram.com/p/BVVJTxlg_Jq/?tagged=donaldtrump
https://twitter.com/TrumpToons/status/871535504629481472 (trex)
https://twitter.com/TrumpMeme/status/824734215145082884
https://twitter.com/ShaanMKhan/status/874831447705747456 (hitler)
https://instagram.com/p/BVVI1aZh9eK/?tagged=donaldtrump
https://twitter.com/ICJpeace/status/874496321184567296
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVOYvTfAMZw/?tagged=covfefe
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVPvDA7F4zx/?tagged=trumpmemes
https://youtu.be/dfW2TiPAKsw
Last but least, never forget "The Goodfella Drag".
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